Prompt: Imagine that when you yell at other drivers, they can hear you and communicate back. How would that change now you drive and what you say?
I heard the voice say, "Move it pokey," as drove to work onemorning. I have no idea where it came from since I was alone in the car and I don't recall ever hearing that phrase uttered on Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here. Was I cracking up ?
As I continued on, a pick up truck blasted by me, obviously wanting to be in front of me and veering wildly from one lane to the next with the precision of an Abrams Tank. "Nice driving, Jerkass!" I said to the now-distant tail lights.
"You should have stepped on the gas a little bit harder," another
disembodied voice said.
"Ok, I'm going crazy," I said to the empty passenger seat.
"Nah," a different voice said, "new highway technology. Now you can hear people and respond when they insult you."
"I didn't insult you; I just asked a question," I said, suddenly realizing I was talking to no one and also driving seventy miles per hour on the freeway.
"Oh, I'm information. I let you know that this is happening. "
"Is there a way to opt-out?" I asked, obviously wanting no part of
"Oh sure, it's simple, "the voice said in an either jovial or sarcastic
tone, "just shut-up. and drive."
From that moment on, I looked straight ahead and said nothing. I still near voices every so often and do what they say or move over.