It is officially February 2nd, 2010 and I am commandeering this holiday for my very own. It is now Alien Coffeegroundhog Day. If I go out to get my newspaper and see my shadow that means I slept too long and the sun is out. If I don't see my shadow, it means that I either got up early enough and the sun is not yet up or I overslept and it's overcast outside. Why bother complicating the process? I can't predict weather because I'm not a weather man.
7:22am: I did not see my shadow. It means that either I didn't oversleep or it's overcast. Probably both.