Alien Coffeegroundhog Day

It is officially February 2nd, 2010 and I am commandeering this holiday for my very own.  It is now Alien Coffeegroundhog Day.  If I go out to get my newspaper and see my shadow that means I slept too long and the sun is out.  If I don't see my shadow, it means that I either got up early enough and the sun is not yet up or I overslept and it's overcast outside.  Why bother complicating the process?  I can't predict weather because I'm not a weather man.

7:22am:  I did not see my shadow.  It means that either I didn't oversleep or it's overcast.  Probably both.