The good news is that I can finally use the joke I have been saving up for just such an event: I got laid................off. I know, I'm a funny guy, but it doesn't change the reality that I did, in fact, get laid off from work. I know it wasn't their intention to do it now, but this economic situation sucks bad. I'll make it through and I will back at my desk keeping track of the songs that come up in shuffle. I no longer have my laptop or my cell phone, so Stress Fracture, if you read this, no more texting me until further notice. This sucks.