In order to contact me for almost any reason, you may use this fancy form that will be directed to a warehouse full of trained monkeys.

If you would like to order a print of any photo in the gallery, please choose "Photo Request" from the drop down menu and provide the name of the photo album and a description of the photo that you would like. Don't worry, I will email back and verify the photo prior to placing the order. 16"x20" prints cost $30 each and will be shipped from Shutterfly. 

If you are sending an email to SGMR Industries, Inc. for any reason, please select SGMR Industries, Inc. in the Subject Drop-down menu. This will allow it to be forwarded to the proper people for a reply. Remember, you are free to complain about anyone or anything and ALL MESSAGES WILL BE POSTED PUBLICLY, so if you don't want a real name to be used, don't use a real name. I will not publish anybody's email address.

(or whatever you would like to be called.)
So that the warehouse full of trained monkeys know what to do with your email.
Stuff that you would like to say.